I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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