I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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