Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
no, he came in my armpit
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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