Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
i think im in europe. pls send help
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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