You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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