I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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