Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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