Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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