You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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