Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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