i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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