you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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