He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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