No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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