I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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