return my video game
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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