Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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