it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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