got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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