I don't think brook has ever known best
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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