Nicole vs. Life
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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