YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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