I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
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this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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