So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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