You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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