Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
well, you know. whores of a feather.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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