Have you finally orgasmed yet?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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