My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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