According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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