Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I would fuck him just for his dog
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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