He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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