Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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