Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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