I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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