If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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