lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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