he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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its like you know when i get waxed
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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