Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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