Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...