After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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