I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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