I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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