this will be a night to untag.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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