How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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