well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize
