David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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