haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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