You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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