oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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