Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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