dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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