normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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