3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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